Best Facebook Status Quotes

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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public

If I wanted any crap from you I would’ve squeezed your head

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle

Some people should remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms

Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was blaming yo

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, “wish you were here.

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